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  1. #111
    Quote Originally Posted by Lummy View Post
    Bought me some alligator jerky at the gun show. Very tasty. And beautiful women have been following me around ever since.
    I don't think I want beautiful women following me around.
    I definitely don't want them following M around, considering his history...
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  2. #112
    Quote Originally Posted by Mossfern View Post
    I don't think I want beautiful women following me around.
    I definitely don't want them following M around, considering his history...
    Lummy wouldn’t know what to do with a woman even if he did get his hands on one. He clearly prefers men...
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    lol.

    Losta luck, Mister.

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  3. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by Mossfern View Post
    I don't think I want beautiful women following me around.
    I definitely don't want them following M around, considering his history...
    Don't give him any alligator jerk, then. Kangaroo jerk is pretty good too, as is rattlesnake.

    There are usually about 3 women in crowds attending gun shows I go to or, I would surmise, probably any gun shows, and two of them are always together. Alligator meat doesn't do a thing for me as babe bait, actually, but it's still very good eating.

    Women at gun shows are more Boopy's type anyway -- Hollywood starlets with gorgeous faces, ball-blowing figures and tattoos of Charley Daniels, Chevys and leaping bass.

    LOL

    I've never had feral hog jerk. Something to look forward to, ya know.
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  4. #114
    Not planning on going to gun shows at the moment - thanks for the head's up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossfern View Post
    Is there anything good about eating alligator besides being able to say you ate alligator?
    Depends on how hungry you are, and how you cook it. I've eaten it, I even had some alligator jerky once.
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    The main and oftentimes only difference between a woman and a horse is the horse understands it's limitations. ... BC !I just made that up...:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossfern View Post
    Not planning on going to gun shows at the moment - thanks for the head's up.
    My Niece just got a Glock 42 for Christmas nice little purple pistol. I bought one for my Mrs too. She loves it, we went shooting on Saturday last week. Both of my Great Nephews are into shooting now the 21 yr old bought himself a Glock 19 and he's pretty good shot already. I have the Glock 21 4th Gen it's a 45 acp hand cannon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cotton View Post
    The main and oftentimes only difference between a woman and a horse is the horse understands it's limitations. ... BC !I just made that up...:
    ^^Post #204 in the thread below.

    http://downloadpolitics.com/showthre...Bridges/page11

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