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    How to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world

    I previously posed about the most beautiful woman in the world, Piper Blush. I'm madly in love with her. What an amazing, awesome, and sexy lady. Turns out, she's posted a video on exactly what to do to sleep with her every night! What a cool chick! She's published a Youtube guide on exactly how to sleep with her! All right! Here's the video.


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    Its funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious..

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    Step 1: Don’t be a fag.

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    lol.

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    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
    *snicker*...
    Its funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious..

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    She has a muppet voice.
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    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
    I think that would probably hurt her feelings.

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    I think that would probably hurt her feelings.
    I never heard of her before this thread but I looked around. Turns out she’s a canadian porn star whose favorite thing is giving blow jobs.

    I can see why Screeny is enamored with her. Plus, if her mouth is full she won’t be talking. So....
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    I'm going to find a real forum.
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    lol.

    Losta luck, Mister.

    99% of the places out there will ban your troll BS in under 10 seconds.




    "Mon cher Billy, tu es un homme plus masculin, est tres beau, aussi. Son organ masculin c'est incroyable, plus enorme, tous les dames sont tailler un pipe."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob View Post
    She has a muppet voice.
    Im thinking the flute in HR Puffinstuff
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