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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob View Post
    I never heard of her before this thread but I looked around. Turns out she’s a canadian porn star whose favorite thing is giving blow jobs.

    I can see why Screeny is enamored with her. Plus, if her mouth is full she won’t be talking. So....
    She's the hottest chick in the world. I'm madly in love with her. She's given my life new meaning. From here on out my #1 goal in life is to get my dick into her cunt. If that can happen, it will make everything in my life perfect.

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    She's the hottest chick in the world. I'm madly in love with her. She's given my life new meaning. From here on out my #1 goal in life is to get my dick into her cunt. If that can happen, it will make everything in my life perfect.
    Might be as simple as paying her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob View Post
    Might be as simple as paying her.
    Interesting observation. Yes, that would simplify matters, wouldn't it? I could go up to Quebec and ask her. Of course, how do you ask, "You you do fucks for bucks?" without coming across as an asshole? I'll find some way to find out. Thanx for the tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCREEN_pASS View Post
    Interesting observation. Yes, that would simplify matters, wouldn't it? I could go up to Quebec and ask her. Of course, how do you ask, "You you do fucks for bucks?" without coming across as an asshole? I'll find some way to find out. Thanx for the tip.
    As always Screenpass, you're a disgusting pervert who deserves to get raped up your asshole by a gang of niggers. Then you ought to be hanged to DEATH by the neck for being such a sick perv. That Canadian slut doesn't want you. She just wants you to spend money on her shit. You deserve to be executed by being thrown into a spiked pit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCREEN_pASS View Post
    Interesting observation. Yes, that would simplify matters, wouldn't it? I could go up to Quebec and ask her. Of course, how do you ask, "You you do fucks for bucks?" without coming across as an asshole? I'll find some way to find out. Thanx for the tip.
    We already know she does porn, which means she has sex for money. And she uses her web channel to make money so it’s not a far stretch. She might be fairly expensive, though. She probably gets propositioned all the time so I wouldn’t be worried about how you ask her. It’s a business transaction, treat it as such and you’ll be fine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob View Post
    We already know she does porn, which means she has sex for money. And she uses her web channel to make money so it’s not a far stretch. She might be fairly expensive, though. She probably gets propositioned all the time so I wouldn’t be worried about how you ask her. It’s a business transaction, treat it as such and you’ll be fine.
    Keep us posted.
    You're right. She's probably very high priced. It would have to compete with whatever she makes to do those porn vids, almost certainly higher than the typical ho from Craig's List. I'll let you know if I'm successful. Thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg Mah Cats View Post
    As always Screenpass, you're a disgusting pervert who deserves to get raped up your asshole by a gang of niggers. Then you ought to be hanged to DEATH by the neck for being such a sick perv. That Canadian slut doesn't want you. She just wants you to spend money on her shit. You deserve to be executed by being thrown into a spiked pit.
    Why, thank you, DMCatty, I'm glad you're so happy and cheerful today.

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    La Québécoise is very pretty. For info, French Canadians refer to themselves as such, the rest of us are Les Anglais. Lulz.
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