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    How to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world

    I previously posed about the most beautiful woman in the world, Piper Blush. I'm madly in love with her. What an amazing, awesome, and sexy lady. Turns out, she's posted a video on exactly what to do to sleep with her every night! What a cool chick! She's published a Youtube guide on exactly how to sleep with her! All right! Here's the video.


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    "Is it in yet, I don't know..is it "?
    "who cares what games we choose . Little to win and nothing to lose"
    https://youtu.be/VOk2T6Uweao

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    Step 1: Don’t be a fag.

    (That rules out Lummy, el homo, jebe and Rooster)


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    I'm willing to pay triple the price for *igger *ick in mouth.

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    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
    *snicker*...
    "who cares what games we choose . Little to win and nothing to lose"
    https://youtu.be/VOk2T6Uweao

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    She has a muppet voice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Can I throw her through a fucking window, instead?
    I think that would probably hurt her feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCREEN_pASS View Post
    I think that would probably hurt her feelings.
    I never heard of her before this thread but I looked around. Turns out she’s a canadian porn star whose favorite thing is giving blow jobs.

    I can see why Screeny is enamored with her. Plus, if her mouth is full she won’t be talking. So....


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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob View Post
    She has a muppet voice.
    Im thinking the flute in HR Puffinstuff

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