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    I might dump the new gf

    Things that are beginning to grate on me
    #1. Shes too fucking hyper . im about "chillin' the fuck out. It takes joy from me when someone fucks up my smooth groove.

    #2. All she cares about is how she looks. "Am i pretty . Does this look good on me "? ...yes yes and fucking yes .

    #3. She doesnt know when to shut her fucking mouth. I tell her she gives up to much info in the course of a normal convo. "Sherry, less is more ..for the 100th time "

    #4. She doesnt seem to grasp that just good manners isnt enough. When you are dealing with people that you know only because of me then be smart . Your actions = my consequences " fuck
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    Cycle repeats itself.

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    Have you considered the merits of chaining her to the grille of a 12-wheeler, before crashing it through several buildings?
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    Then on the other hand. I really like her , a lot and vice versa. Shes attractive. Shes spontaneous (which i love), shes cheerful. Shes excessive im the same ways as me. I mean shes all in or she aint playing. We get along great considering we are cohabitating. The only argument ee have had was over her not hanging up the phone on a yapping bitch that by extension was beginning to waste my time. Actually im starting to fall in love with her and with that comes what i call "the spin" in my head. I go into sensory overload quite easily . thats not her fault, thats on me. Ive been so numb for so long its a new deal for me to experience depth in my thoughts and feelings. Anyway, its all good. Im just agitated because she was talking in church this morning. Ok..i know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff View Post
    Cycle repeats itself.
    Fo shizzle. But...this ones different. #1 shes not a drug addict or drunk. This one is worth me making sure im 100% too, ya know

    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Have you considered the merits of chaining her to the grille of a 12-wheeler, before crashing it through several buildings?
    Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by cotton View Post
    Things that are beginning to grate on me
    #1. Shes too fucking hyper . im about "chillin' the fuck out. It takes joy from me when someone fucks up my smooth groove.

    #2. All she cares about is how she looks. "Am i pretty . Does this look good on me "? ...yes yes and fucking yes .

    #3. She doesnt know when to shut her fucking mouth. I tell her she gives up to much info in the course of a normal convo. "Sherry, less is more ..for the 100th time "

    #4. She doesnt seem to grasp that just good manners isnt enough. When you are dealing with people that you know only because of me then be smart . Your actions = my consequences " fuck
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    The main and oftentimes only difference between a woman and a horse is the horse understands it's limitations. ... BC !I just made that up...:
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    This is what people do after they have been dumped they tell people yeah I dumped her and make up reasons why.
    “The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”Mad Dog Mattis

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    Quote Originally Posted by cotton View Post
    The main and oftentimes only difference between a woman and a horse is the horse understands it's limitations. ... BC !I just made that up...:
    ^^Post #204 in the thread below.

    http://downloadpolitics.com/showthre...Bridges/page11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff View Post
    Cycle repeats itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superdude View Post
    This is what people do after they have been dumped they tell people yeah I dumped her and make up reasons why.
    Nobody has dumped anybody you goofy bastard. Ive dumped bitches and been dumped by bitches. I have no problem with the "who dumps who" part. Now get lost. Go fuck your dead friends fat wife (you know, the one that wears the pants in your family lmao )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superdude View Post
    This is what people do after they have been dumped they tell people yeah I dumped her and make up reasons why.
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