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    PSA: If You Haven't Seen Zuckerberg in His Booster Seat While Speaking to Congress

    you have now.

    fucking gnome.

    btw, he wasn't under oath, so what, exactly, was the point of all this?



    Mark Zuckerberg spent Tuesday afternoon being grilled by senators from the comfort of a black leather arm chair topped up with an extra inches-thick black cushion.

    The cushion-y boost under the 5'7 social media pioneer was nearly invisible, thanks to the color camouflaging.

    He sat on a dark wood and black leather armchair with brass nail head detailing - topped up with his very own inches-thick firm cushion which was fitted to the shape of the chair.


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...testimony.html
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    He's just about as tall as I am; I wouldn't even think of using a cushion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    What he lacks in physicality, he makes up for with ferocious intellect, questing vision, magnetic charm and a commanding presence.
    Are you quoting CNN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastsoberguy View Post
    Are you quoting CNN?
    Possibly? No, I was mocking Zuckerfag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Gunman View Post
    btw, he wasn't under oath, so what, exactly, was the point of all this?
    Softening up the herd for government oversight/meddling/censorship/CONTROL of internet content.


    So blatant. Brazen totalitarian fucks.


    They want it so bad, they can't hide their lust for it. It's the the veritable keys to the kingdom.
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