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    So this girl says to me

    " dont i know you from somewhere"?

    Im thinking " very fucking possibly "....im also thinking " shes got to be nuttier than a squirrel turd, fo sho" .. Im also thinking " yea thats the same one i even remember her fucked up name "....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    " dont i know you from somewhere"?

    Im thinking " very fucking possibly "....im also thinking " shes got to be nuttier than a squirrel turd, fo sho" .. Im also thinking " yea thats the same one i even remember her fucked up name "....
    Catfucious say " wise man not venture too far from own HQ" aka ( litter box )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    " dont i know you from somewhere"?
    You met a girl that actually looks at the wanted posters in the post office? Sorry, that was too easy.
    If not for slavery there would be no historical record of niggers actually working

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfucious View Post
    Catfucious say " wise man not venture too far from own HQ" aka ( litter box )
    Thank you , voice of reason cat. You know i caught you watching dog videos ? I said "No catporn"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLLS View Post
    You met a girl that actually looks at the wanted posters in the post office? Sorry, that was too easy.
    I think so.

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    I bet this one has 14,000 snot nosed kids and possibly a few pets. Id rather be her pet than one of her crazy kids . I bet she has an ex. Lemme guess , hes crazier than she is. You just never know till you know. Shes prolly thinking " i came on to that old dude and the sob isnt coming back". Yea unless i quit smoking in the next hour or two bet your ass ill be back, later. .in the week later. Like first of next week. Ive noticed her before and maybe tossed an extra smile so she knew me from that and shes been waiting just for me to come back. .. Yea thats it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfucious View Post
    Catfucious say " wise man not venture too far from own HQ" aka ( litter box )
    But but...shes so cute. Cute to me anyway. Does that count ? Oh she has an awesome smile. Im sure shed be wearing that same smile during an assault but its a smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    But but...shes so cute. Cute to me anyway. Does that count ? Oh she has an awesome smile. Im sure shed be wearing that same smile during an assault but its a smile.
    Catfucious say " at your age most of them are cute , to you. Duly note youve already mentally dissected this bitch and you did strategize a bit to know she would be there. Catfucious dont ask questions without knowing answer beforehand so its really a matter of you owning it, old man .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfucious View Post
    Catfucious say " at your age most of them are cute , to you. Duly note youve already mentally dissected this bitch and you did strategize a bit to know she would be there. Catfucious dont ask questions without knowing answer beforehand so its really a matter of you owning it, old man .
    Are you saying i semi stalked this chick ? Strong words , 4 legger. Cotton would never stoop to such depths. Theres a difference between " stratagy " and "semi stalk".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    Are you saying i semi stalked this chick ? Strong words , 4 legger. Cotton would never stoop to such depths. Theres a difference between " stratagy " and "semi stalk".
    Did I say "stalk"? Jesus H Cats you suck at everything you have a long way to go before the suggestion of you stalking not being a disgrace to the art of stalking . Catfucious say " wise man know if he play with cat expect to be scratched "

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