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    Funny stuff

    About 18 months ago I had a tooth that was killing me. It was hurting so bad I couldnt stand it any longer. I have no clue how much pain medicine i did trying to get past it. I could barely walk much less drive. My mom called asked why couldnt i talk . i was " " muh mfer toofe fookin huts god damnit. Please get your ass here or send someone now". Well...she showed up. I was a mess. I was in so much pain i thought i was dying. At the dentist we were in the waiting room. These two bull dykes walked in. Im 3 sheets to the wind . i leaned over to mom thinking i was whispering and said " i wonder what kind of farm animal shit those two out "?. Everyone heard me. She was like " omg omg omg "

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    A toothache can take over your entire being.
    Did the dentist have to pull it, or did you have a root canal?
    "...if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion." - Douglas Adams

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    A toothache can bring out the murderer in you.

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    You need to post personal news in a more timely fashion.
    What color is your ball and chain? ___________ LOLL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumonux View Post
    You need to post personal news in a more timely fashion.
    You need to get a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumonux View Post
    You need to post personal news in a more timely fashion.
    Cotton is a hypochondriac.
    I suppose I met you the same place I met Cotton. Nowhere, neither IRL or cyberland.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    I do know you and there is nothing about you that is attractive, moral, intelligent or appealing.
    You are miserable .
    Get help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealPTA View Post
    Cotton is a hypochondriac.
    While you're a narcissistic fat ugly pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealPTA View Post
    Cotton is a hypochondriac.
    Of course . I only imagined my fucking tooth was killing me , bull dyke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossfern View Post
    A toothache can take over your entire being.
    Did the dentist have to pull it, or did you have a root canal?
    It was horrible. The whole ordeal was bad. I waa actually crying at the dentist. I was " muu dumm tooofe muh toofe mfers hope hope me " ( swollen mouth talk lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton View Post
    It was horrible. The whole ordeal was bad. I waa actually crying at the dentist. I was " muu dumm tooofe muh toofe mfers hope hope me " ( swollen mouth talk lol)
    If that happens again go get a lidocaine block at the Urgent Care and then you are pain from until your dental appt where they will extract or endodontics.

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