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  1. #41
    I may have to take matters into my own hands. She lives in NJ, right? That's a lot of ground to cover. Hmm.
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  2. #42
    22,588 sq.km. Population: ~8.9m.

    Hmm.
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  3. #43
    Well, we know she's a Jewish woman in her 60s. As memory serves, she worked in local government as a teacher, her property abuts a park and somewhere within the vicinity is a church, ministered by one Father David.

    I guess I could track her down. But then what? Do I approach her on the street? Knock on her door?

    Might she not respond by calling the police? Might she not be entirely justified in doing so? Look at it. Here's this weird, uninvited foreigner, allegedly seeking to establish contact for the purpose of furnishing her with information that could well be considered trivial and even bizarre.

    Second thoughts, I don't believe I'll do this thing.
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  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post

    Second thoughts, I don't believe I'll do this thing.
    Why would you consider it at all, foreigner?
    Geraniums stink.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Helena View Post
    Why would you consider it at all, foreigner?
    Cos foreigners are weird, creepy stalkers.
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  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Cos foreigners are weird, creepy stalkers.
    Where’s the hind legs to your alligator?

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    Well, we know she's a Jewish woman in her 60s. As memory serves, she worked in local government

    I guess I could track her down.

    If that's your search criteria, then you couldn't swing a cat in a circle without hitting a mossfern in NJ.


    wb, btw

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by El guap0 View Post
    If that's your search criteria, then you couldn't swing a cat in a circle without hitting a mossfern in NJ.


    wb, btw
    lulz

    Cheers, brah. I think that's about all she ever divulged. She was notably prudent in that regard, despite spilling her guts about her husband's infidelity.
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  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    Where’s the hind legs to your alligator?
    It never had any.

    And it's a 'Platypus that looks a little bit like a gun'. I stole it from Cliff.
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  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbidden Wrath View Post
    It never had any.

    And it's a 'Platypus that looks a little bit like a gun'. I stole it from Cliff.
    Ah. The alternative to the rape bunny.

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