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Thread: Jesus is coming back and he's effing pissed off filthy sinners

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    Jesus is coming back and he's effing pissed off filthy sinners

    You sickos love your sinning ways. You fornicate. You smoke dope. You drink lotsa booze. You masterbate. You watch filthy TV shows. Well, you're getting the beloved Lord and Savior Jesus Christ really pissed off at you. He's gonna come back and he's gonna be so mad that he'll throw an axe at you and it's gonna hit you right between the eyes and slice your head in half, sending your brains splattering everywhere. I you think I'm kidding? Well you just wait and see. Jesus hates your guts for being such a filthy sinner. He's gonna come after you with a chainsaw and shove it up your ass and then slice your head off with it. You best oughta start praying to him at night and maybe he'll change his mind. Stop being a lustful and slutty pile of filth and evil.

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    Here is the broken link: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnRTDcqVYAEOL5r.jpg

    Example of a sinner, or just a PTA-esque deflection? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    Here is the broken link: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnRTDcqVYAEOL5r.jpg

    Example of a sinner, or just a PTA-esque deflection? LOL
    Any back story for this image?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    Any back story for this image?
    One, I don't know why the image posting didn't work? It should have. I put it in properly.

    Two, I put in a search for "kiss my butt", and this came up. So I used it.

    With a face like hers, she might as well sin.
    Geraniums stink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helena View Post
    One, I don't know why the image posting didn't work? It should have. I put it in properly.

    Two, I put in a search for "kiss my butt", and this came up. So I used it.
    No you didn't.


    With a face like hers, she might as well sin.
    Why do you say that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    No you didn't.
    Yes, I did! Here, I'll do it again!






    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    Why do you say that?
    Look at her! Do you have a better suggestion?
    Geraniums stink.

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    Here:



    There. Oh snap.


    Is this girl anyone you know?
    You do not answer to God. You answer to men who answer to AI.

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    There, what? Did those other pics not load either?

    No, I don't know her. She appears to be one of many Instagram models.

    I'd like to see her without the fake lashes, overdone eyebrows and nose ring, though.
    Geraniums stink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    Here:



    There. Oh snap.


    Is this girl anyone you know?
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. She is sweet. I would totally do her. I'm going to try to find her so that I can spurt off my jizz into her cunt. She's fine.

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