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    Andrew Anglin demolishes Hymiewood's latest jew feminist movie "Captain Marvel"

    Your New Flying Mommy Captain Marvel has Disgusting Foot Fungus

    Andrew Anglin
    Daily Stormer
    February 15, 2019

    Your new mommy will be flying into theaters in March to give you a lecture about your white male privilege – but when she shows up to shame you for having a penis and being genetically superior to a nigger, you’re in for a nasty surprise!

    And no, it isn’t her squishy manlike dogface.
    It is something much more nasty and surprising.

    Thanks to imageboard foot fetishists, the internet has made a brutally shocking discovery.

    You see, this new mommy is stricken with foot fungus, which has caused her toenails to rot.


    How is it that a famous Hollywood actress has a tragic and tragically noticeable (by /tv/ foot fetishists) medical condition that is generally only a problem for the extremely elderly living in nursing homes and maybe people in third world slums?

    I have no idea, but it demonstrates a shocking lack of self-care on the part of this woman.

    People tend to think of women as “taking care of themselves,” but this is a misnomer. What they actually do is obsessively manage their appearance – but only in the laziest possible ways, generally relating to plucking facial hair and putting on makeup, or vomiting up a chocolate cake in order to remain thin.

    Captain Marvel – who’s real life name is Brie Larson – apparently didn’t have the time to go to a clinical spa to get the laser treatment or to acquire the necessary creams that are constantly being advertised on Fox News to solve this issue.

    She is probably unawares of internet foot fetishists combing over pictures of her feet on the internet, and just figured “fuck it, no one will notice my disgusting foot fungus, I can save time by not getting laser treatment – time which I can spend not doing squats.”

    And doing squats she is not.

    Talk about zero ass. A normal person would have a bigger ass than that just from walking to and from the car.

    Which makes us wonder if this bitch may actually be so lazy that she uses an electric scooter to get around like those fat people at Walmart.

    This is how lazy women are. All women are supposed to be concerned about looking good because their looks are their only value as women, but this particular woman is specifically paid to look good as a job. And she cannot manage an apocalyptic foot fungus outbreak, let alone do squats.

    Which begs the question: is this disgusting, dogfaced, foot fungus, no ass whore really fit to be your new mommy?

    Well, the Jews at Disney think so.

    But the real question is: do the broken down estrogenized bugmen who frequent these films think so?
    We will have to wait and see the ticket sales.

    For the record, the bugmen have thus far held out against getting sucked into a Hollywood feminist lecture. The last time the Jews tried to bait the bugmen with this sort of thing was with Ghostbusters, which was considered one of the worst box office failures in history.

    They chose handsome niggers for Black Panther but in feminist films they will only choose disgusting bitches. And that is on purpose. It is part of the feminist thing that they only achieve the objective if men will subject themselves to a totally disgusting woman or women, which is why this foot fungus no-ass dogface is the lead in the latest Marvel lecture and why they chose four disgusting women in Ghostbusters.

    If men go to the film because it features an attractive woman, that defeats the purpose of the lecture.
    The release of Captain Marvel is a watershed moment. We shall see if America is ready to accept an ugly domineering foot fungus dominatrix as their new mommy.

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    The goyim know. Shut it down!

    Rotten Tomatoes rescues Captain Marvel from review trolls

    Rotten Tomatoes is fighting back against online trolls. The reviews aggregator site announced that it will prevent users from commenting on a film before its release date, after a recent barrage of negative online comments targeting the forthcoming Captain Marvel film.
    It appears the backlash has been fuelled by Larson’s recent comments about the movie’s press tour, in which she expressed growing concerns about the “overwhelmingly white male” proportion of film journalists she has spoken to over the last few years. In an interview with Marie Claire earlier this year, the actor, who won an Oscar in 2016 for her performance in Room, spoke about utilising her role as the eponymous superhero to campaign for increased diversity in the movie industry.

    Rotten Tomatoes' Revamp Could Save Captain Marvel

    The flood of trolling on Rotten Tomatoes started about a month ago. Weeks before the release of Captain Marvel, commenters on the site were already claiming the movie was garbage and that they had no intentions of seeing it. "Terrible movie hate it already!!!!!!" wrote one. "Not interested in seeing another SJW [Social Justice Warrior] propaganda film," claimed another. And finally: "THIS MOVIE IS DESTINED TO FLOP."
    On Monday, the movie review site announced some changes to the way it deals with audience scores, specifically that it will no longer show the "Want to See" percentage score (the one that gets posted next to all of those reviews above) of a movie before it's released.
    This, for fans (and presumably studios), is a long overdue reprieve. It's nearly impossible to tell which comments are from actual fans and which are from users just out for the lulz. Movies ranging from Baywatch to Star Wars: The Last Jedi have recently found themselves subjected to trollishly harsh reviews on RT. In some cases, the negative comments are earned, but in others, as was the case with The Last Jedi and (to a lesser degree) the all-female Ghostbusters, the poor ratings seem driven by racist and/or sexist motives from fans who don't appreciate diversity in their movies.

    Ahead of the film's release, Captain Marvel's "Want to See" score—an audience anticipation poll on the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes—had fallen to 28%.[153] Reports described the
    decline as an effort by some to review bomb the film's page with negative comments attacking the film and Larson for their perceived activism.[154] Rotten Tomatoes removed the "Want to See" feature shortly after, saying this was part of a larger re-design of the site,[155] though commentators believed that this likely happened in response to Captain Marvel and other movies being review bombed.[153]

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    WaPo Female Kike Outraged People Don’t Want to Watch Captain Foot Fungus

    Andrew Anglin
    Daily Stormer
    March 1, 2019

    Face like a bulldog

    Ass like an Auschwitz inmate after Britain bombed the supply lines

    Feet like a mistreated elderly person in a budget nursing home

    This is your new flying mommy and if you don’t like her you’re an anti-Semite

    The recent Captain Marvel drama has been highly instructive. Basically, the Jewish belief is that if they put out a film pushing a subversive cultural agenda, you don’t have a right to dislike the film, and if you voice dislike for the film, you must be silenced.

    It won’t be long before giving a bad review of a socially-charged superhero film will be reason enough for antifa to show up at your house and attack you.

    Hideous female Jew Kayla Epstein has something to say on the issue of the filthy goyim believing they can be against Hollywood movies that promote a Jew agenda.

    She is already on verge of saying that disliking this film is an anti-Semitic canard.

    She writes for Washington Post:

    Here's an excerpt from jew shitbag Kayla Epstein's anti-white article:

    Trolls target female-led blockbusters. Ahead of ‘Captain Marvel,’ Rotten Tomatoes shut them down.

    By Kayla Epstein
    February 28

    A blockbuster is set to open with a lead who is not male or not white. People are excited about the film, but trolls hijack the conversation, sometimes targeting the movie’s stars. What should have been a good time instead becomes an Internet maelstrom in which a movie and its actors must not only promote the work but also simultaneously assert its right to exist.

    One website took steps this week to interrupt that vicious cycle.

    On Monday, Rotten Tomatoes, an online review aggregation service that allows the public to score the movies alongside critics, announced that it would no longer allow users to comment ahead of a movie’s release. Rotten Tomatoes assured users they would be able to post reviews after the movies had opened and that its signature audience score would appear after a film is released.

    The site had been used by some individuals to try — or at least, threaten — to “bomb” audience ratings for films such as “Black Panther” and “Star Wars: The Last Jedi,” which both featured diverse casts and prominent female characters.

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    Captain Flat Ass.

    Captain Foot Fungus.

    You gotta love Andrew Anglin (even if you don't always agree with him).

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    Quote Originally Posted by -I-I-I-I- View Post
    The goyim know. Shut it down!

    Ahead of the film's release, Captain Marvel's "Want to See" score—an audience anticipation poll on the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes—had fallen to 28%.[153] Reports described the
    This is stunning if true.
    You do not answer to God. You answer to men who answer to AI.

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    ‘Captain Marvel’ Opens With Record-Breaking $153M Debut

    NEW YORK (AP) — “Captain Marvel,” Marvel Studios’ first female-fronted superhero movie, launched with an estimated $153 million domestically and $455 million globally.

    The result came in at the high end of expectations for “Captain Marvel,” and ranks as one of Marvel’s most successful character debuts. Only “The Avengers” movies, “Black Panther,” ″Captain America: Civil War” and “Iron Man 3” have opened better in the Marvel cinematic universe.

    The Brie Larson-starring Disney release also notched the sixth largest worldwide debut ever.

    Well, that sucks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lum View Post
    This is stunning if true.
    Oh, it's definitely true.

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    Is Marvel Hiring A Butt Double For Brie Larson?

    (…) In one of the oddest and most humorous stories of the week, Marvel Studios is searching for a ‘butt double’ for reshoots of Avengers 4 due out next year. Disney is scheduled to begin a series of reshoots over the coming weeks as it prepares for a lengthy post-production. In a Georgia Central Casting Facebook page (GCC) ad, they call for additional photography and a ‘butt double’ presumably for Brie Larson who is set to play Captain Marvel in the latest film.

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    Brie Larson a.k.a. Captain Foot Fungus a.k.a. Captain Flat Ass is a social justice warrior who uses her fame to attack white people (i.e. the people who are supposed to pay to see her crappy movie) and push for jew-created multicultural PC garbage. It would seem that her personality is about as attractive as her rotten toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamartia View Post
    Captain Marvel. The original character was a man, but after he died, Carol Danvers, who was then known as Ms. Marvel, assumed his mantle.

    She has always been a minor and not especially popular character, but the jews who control Disney (which owns Marvel) want to use her to spread feminist propaganda to the goyim.
    Last edited by -I-I-I-I-; 03-09-2019 at 08:29 PM.

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