Quote Originally Posted by the Reb View Post
I'm retired, no wife, no kids, no job, no bills, I can pretty much booze and smoke pot and chase lewd women anytime I want, that might seem odd to some, but it works for me.
Okay... but there are no lewd women here. All chaste and accounted for. I heard PTA lets loose sometimes, but I think they were just rumors she definitely didn't want anyone to believe.