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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Out drankin with my lawyer. We got an Uber home. Driver is from dominican repub. Says only 11 miilion population
    Sheet dawg , dis nigga dustin off his dictator resume '
    What is a DR doing in AR?

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    What is a DR doing in AR?
    Same as any other being in AR.... drugs.

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    What is a DR doing in AR?
    Not sure. He had Virginia tags so he came via Virginia.
    Where is my fucking cat?

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Not sure. He had Virginia tags so he came via Virginia.
    Weird.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    Weird.
    Of course we have people like that here. This is probably one of their last stops before deportation.
    Where is my fucking cat?

  6. #36
    Mom, meet PTA. Behind her tough exterior she can be quite delightful at times. "Son, how many bottles of Tequila have to be broken over your head via the female express for you to figure out maybe you just don't communicate very effectively "?
    Where is my fucking cat?

  7. #37
    Not a man of the cloth, yet they call me "Amos Moses"
    Where is my fucking cat?

  8. #38
    Mom, your car was in the street this morning. Who moved it. Is your sugar ok mom? "Cotton I did not go near my car
    You have the only extra key." i do? Mom, then why when I went to visit the sick elderly hubby of your saggy bosom buddy yesterday was the key on her kitchen table? "it was?" Mom, would I lie. ?
    Where is my fucking cat?

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Mom, your car was in the street this morning. Who moved it. Is your sugar ok mom? "Cotton I did not go near my car
    You have the only extra key." i do? Mom, then why when I went to visit the sick elderly hubby of your saggy bosom buddy yesterday was the key on her kitchen table? "it was?" Mom, would I lie. ?
    Ummm....yes, in a heartbeat.

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    Ummm....yes, in a heartbeat.
    Hmmmm. That hurt, PTA .
    Where is my fucking cat?

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