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    Talkin' to mom ...

    Mom I have a confession to make about the bookie stuff and report card scheme. I was framed. Framed...oh my. Dont cry mom. The preachers daughter just said she didnt even know it existed. Mom, pinkie swear never tell? Yes
    She was the kingpin . I thought of taking the fall for her because I like her. Awww cotton. She will get a good lawyer. You have such a kind heart....


    "Cotton, you used a concerning phrase on the phone yesterday "

    What? I said I actually do love you?


    Jesus H to fukkin Cotton. I am busy mom get on it . speak fast . I am busy broom hilda .

    Doing what son?


    Smoking a damn cigarette ...


    "Aww little Cotton. You really don't remember where you were when JFK-s head got splattered like a water balloon all over Jackie O do you?


    "They are weak Cotton is strong. Yes Jesus loves Cotton" lmao. .

    When I saw dad reading the Good book I knew he was closer to thee. "Little Cotton, your dad repented.." Why mom? What did you pin on my daddy ?. .

    "cotton , what about that car you bought for that tramp gf'?

    She was not a gf mom, just a tramp.
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    I think I'm going to cry, Cotton". Me too if I don't get the 150k now..McRib is back ok? Little Boy Blue was blue because he was hungry. Chop chop $


    The 60's were a great time for the Beatles..

    "Why Cotton"?.

    Because they were all still fukkin' alive. WTH is matter with you ....


    Mom, I told dad they lied ..
    "Did they, little Cotton "?
    Mom, would I lie..?
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    Mom, nobody likes a tattle tale right? If I tell something will you still love me? "Yes son." Mom, big sis stole it then planted it on me. She said the ghost of ghostly would mess me up if I ever told.

    "What ghost, son ...?
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    "Your teacher told me something went wrong on the playground today. Little Cotton, have you been fighting again?

    Not much of a fight to it , mom. I told that coklicker that had a rock in his head via the cotton express that he not only has to pay me but if he even thinks weird shit around me I will bash the other side of his crybaby head in compliments of crazy and delivered by cotton.....
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    Rehab, Cotton.

    Splurge, a lot of excellent choices here:

    https://www.dirjournal.com/blogs/15-...rehab-centers/
    https://rehabreviews.com/rehab-reviews/best-rehabs/

    IMO, if I needed to go to rehab, I’d pick somewhere sunny.
    Last edited by PTA!; 05-16-2019 at 09:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    Rehab, Cotton.

    Splurge, a lot of excellent choices here:

    https://www.dirjournal.com/blogs/15-...rehab-centers/
    https://rehabreviews.com/rehab-reviews/best-rehabs/

    IMO, if I needed to go to rehab, I’d pick somewhere sunny.
    No need for it. Im doing very well. Just because I like to cut up doesnt mean im in a bad way
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PTA! View Post
    Rehab, Cotton.

    Splurge, a lot of excellent choices here:

    https://www.dirjournal.com/blogs/15-...rehab-centers/
    https://rehabreviews.com/rehab-reviews/best-rehabs/

    IMO, if I needed to go to rehab, I’d pick somewhere sunny.
    I had fun in rehab. If I ever need to go back I will go to the one apparently made just for me #3 "Cottonwood"
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    Dollywood, but scarier. Thrill seekers, come one, come all to Cottonwood! Everyone gets a shovel.
    Geraniums stink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helena View Post
    Dollywood, but scarier. Thrill seekers, come one, come all to Cottonwood! Everyone gets a shovel.
    A shovel for all? Well hell...sign me up!
    Where is my fucking cat?

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    Ill never forget that pharmacist in rehab when we swapping war stories. I said " you mean you were clean for 35 years? He said " no, I've been fucked up for 35 years ".
    Where is my fucking cat?

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