The limited edition official White House prayer rugs are on sale this week. Emblazoned with the Presidential Seal on one side and a pic of 72 virgins on the other side this will make a special treat to give your muslim friends with political leanings. This special prayer rug will also be a fine gift to pass down to your martyr children that actually dont strap suicide bombs to themselves before their teen years. Ahhh...those muslim kids, they just blow up so fast these days!!!!! For a limited time only buy one obama prayer rug for the low price of $437B (same as the jobs bill to keep it fair) and receive another prayer rug for free...!!!! IOU's not accepted and birth certificate not required..hurry, supplies are limited until the next stimulus...!!! bwhahahahaha....!!!!!