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    Question If Mitt Romney Shit in his Magic Panties, would he go to Mormon Hell?

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    censured ~ and LONG gone fyrenza's Avatar
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    Found this at The Gawker :

    Mitt Romney Is Impure, Going to Mormon Hell

    Mitt Romney is a good Mormon, a model member really, who does not drink alcohol or coffee or smoke tobacco. Sorry, let me fix that: Mitt Romney was a good Mormon, or at least considered such, until today. He's come clean and admitted that he has, in fact, imbibed death juice and — dare we say it? — puffed a death puffer. Another flip-flop, and one that could land him an eternity on whatever distant sulfuric planet it is (Delaware?) that they keep Mormon Hell on these days.

    The shocking scoop, from the new People:

    PEOPLE: Have you ever had a beer?

    Romney: Never had drinks or tobacco. It's a religious thing. I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again.

    The church may forgive him for this so-called "taste" and "try" of a beer and a cigarette, respectively.

    But will the American people?
    ~ http://gawker.com/5861604/mitt-romne...to-mormon-hell

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    ZOMG!


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    +1 Clever..


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    Gotta love clever.
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    Had to make a banner to get posters to this thread? Is that fair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachem View Post
    Had to make a banner to get posters to this thread? Is that fair?
    I'm trolling rocat..

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