Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 31

Thread: Random Nazi Jokes...

  1. #1

    Random Nazi Jokes...

    Some of these are fucking hilarious!!!!

    What’s the difference between a Nazi and a bag of shit?
    The bag

    What do you call a bunch of Nazi’s skydiving?
    Air pollution

    A Nazi, a Priest and a Racist jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
    Who cares?

    What do an apple and a Nazi have in common?
    They both belong hanging in trees.

    What do a Slinky and a Nazi have in common?
    Both are useless but fun to watch them both falling down the stairs

    What do you do if you see a one-legged Nazi?
    Laugh and reload

    What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day?
    Put him in a circular room and ask him to wait in the corner

    You’re in a room with a tiger, a poisonous snake and a Nazi, you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
    Shoot the Nazi....twice

    What do you call a Nazi with a wooden leg
    A waste of wood.

  2. #2
    how did Adolph tie his shoes?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by jirqo adai View Post
    how did Adolph tie his shoes?
    With two knotzies?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by seniorchief View Post
    Some of these are fucking hilarious!!!!

    What’s the difference between a Nazi and a bag of shit?
    The bag

    What do you call a bunch of Nazi’s skydiving?
    Air pollution

    A Nazi, a Priest and a Racist jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
    Who cares?

    What do an apple and a Nazi have in common?
    They both belong hanging in trees.

    What do a Slinky and a Nazi have in common?
    Both are useless but fun to watch them both falling down the stairs

    What do you do if you see a one-legged Nazi?
    Laugh and reload

    What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day?
    Put him in a circular room and ask him to wait in the corner

    You’re in a room with a tiger, a poisonous snake and a Nazi, you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
    Shoot the Nazi....twice

    What do you call a Nazi with a wooden leg
    A waste of wood.
    You are SO creative! Did you change all these from being about niggers all by your queer self? What a fucked-up moron you are, faglips.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Destined For Greatness View Post
    You are SO creative! Did you change all these from being about niggers all by your queer self? What a fucked-up moron you are, faglips.

  6. #6
    So you were lying again about having me on ignore?? Why is no one surprised?? You read every word of my lashing replies to your faggot, homosexual posts because you are in love with me, you cocksucker.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by seniorchief View Post
    This is a picture of me when I was jerking my little goober off while thinking of a big dick on a good-looking stud.

    And a good likeness it is, senioridiot.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Destined For Greatness View Post
    So you were lying again about having me on ignore?? .
    You must have yourself mixed-up with another cocksucking faggot I have on ignore. But thanks for your suggestion - fudgepacker.

    You are now, in fact, on ignore.

    Suck this as a farewell -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvqPffzDMQ

  9. #9
    Nigga on tha downlow DreShawn Evans's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Harlem
    Posts
    1,083
    Blog Entries
    5
    Quote Originally Posted by seniorchief View Post
    Some of these are fucking hilarious!!!!

    What’s the difference between a Nazi and a bag of shit?
    The bag

    What do you call a bunch of Nazi’s skydiving?
    Air pollution

    A Nazi, a Priest and a Racist jump off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?
    Who cares?

    What do an apple and a Nazi have in common?
    They both belong hanging in trees.

    What do a Slinky and a Nazi have in common?
    Both are useless but fun to watch them both falling down the stairs

    What do you do if you see a one-legged Nazi?
    Laugh and reload

    What do you do to keep a Nazi occupied all day?
    Put him in a circular room and ask him to wait in the corner

    You’re in a room with a tiger, a poisonous snake and a Nazi, you have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
    Shoot the Nazi....twice

    What do you call a Nazi with a wooden leg
    A waste of wood.
    Most of these are nigga jokes replaced wiff da word "nigger" replaced with Nazi.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destined For Greatness View Post
    So you were lying again about having me on ignore?? Why is no one surprised?? You read every word of my lashing replies to your faggot, homosexual posts because you are in love with me, you cocksucker.
    Ha, he said he put The Man Myth Legend on ignore. Thanks for admitting The Gay Goof Goober is your sock. DeadJewsRGoodJews is you also.
    Gay thuggin' is tha REEL thuggin'
    YOLO

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by DreShawn Evans View Post
    Ha, he said he put The Man Myth Legend on ignore. Thanks for admitting The Gay Goof Goober is your sock. DeadJewsRGoodJews is you also.
    Good catch!!
    Glad to see there are more than one of us who see through this assholes bullshit.

    Mods - please MODERATE.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •