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    Quote Originally Posted by El Guapo View Post
    That had something similar when I was a kid. It was called 'no frills/bulk' shopping. There's one born every minute...but if they can get away with it, well more power to 'em.
    After all, people used to laugh at bottled water when it debuted and say 'who the fuck is stupid enough to pay for drinking water?'

    I still laugh at fuckheads who mill around with a damn bottle of water in their mitt like an overgrown infant. Like they'd wither up and blow away without it.

    That's the power of advertising.
    the urban canteen effect.

    or affect, if you prefer.
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    Do they sell wine at whole foods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PTA View Post
    I was into a total health food/holistic phase a while ago and haven't been in a Whole Foods since then.
    This is pretty funny and true.

    Surviving Whole Foods

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    Whole Foods is like Vegas. You go there to feel good but you leave broke, disoriented, and with the newfound knowledge that you have a vaginal disease.

    Unlike Vegas, Whole Foods' clientele are all about mindfulness and compassion... until they get to the parking lot. Then it's war. As I pull up this morning, I see a pregnant lady on the crosswalk holding a baby and groceries. This driver swerves around her and honks. As he speeds off I catch his bumper sticker which says 'NAMASTE'. Poor lady didn't even hear him approaching because he was driving a Prius. He crept up on her like a panther.

    As the great, sliding glass doors part I am immediately smacked in the face by a wall of cool, moist air that smells of strawberries and orchids. I leave behind the concrete jungle and enter a cornucopia of organic bliss; the land of hemp milk and honey. Seriously, think about Heaven and then think about Whole Foods; they're basically the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PTA's Box of Wine View Post
    Do they sell wine at whole foods?
    Not sure, they sell it at Sprouts. I've never been to a Whole Foods.
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    I'm going to find a real forum.
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    lol.

    Losta luck, Mister.

    99% of the places out there will ban your troll BS in under 10 seconds.




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